Scam Song

[Verso 1]
 
C 
I took a personality test 
  G 
I lied every answer just to impress 
     C 
Some half-wit recruiter I've never met 
   G 
To be a commuter paying my debt 

   C 
To conmen who preyed on me as a child 
     G 
They sold me a future; flashed me a smile 
C 
I can't be mad, that's part of the plan 
    G                                     C 
You can't hate the scammer, just hate the scam 
 


[Refrão]
 
                 C 
This can't be sustained 
                   G 
The incentives are fucked 
                       F                        G 
If you want some small chang, it'll cost you a buck 
                         C 
Guess you're shit out of luck 
 


[Verso 2]
 
C 
Now, my doctor did a number on m 
G 
That number came in the form of a fee 
C 
Eight grand to take a cup of my blood 
   G 
To tell me I'm fine and put me on drugs 

    C 
But I know what's up, I don't take those pills 
       G 
'Cause pain ain't the only thing that they kill 
C 
Half of my class is dead in a box 
    G                                        C 
And I know what's up: it's the price on your stocks 
 


[Refrão]
 
                 C 
This can't be sustained 
                   G 
The incentives are fucked 
                       F                        G 
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck 
C 
Guess you're shit out of luck 
 


[Ponte]
 
C 
(Tape on my mouth) 
   G                           C 
If you know the dirt, get your head in the sand 
C 
(Ain't no way out) 
        G                       C 
You can sit on the board if you lie on the stand 
C 
(Tape on my mouth) 
G                       C 
Don't tell no lies, but don't say no facts 
C 
(Ain't no way out) 
          G                                 C 
'Cause if you fuck the system, it fucks you back 
 


[Refrão]
 
C 
This can't be sustained 
                   G 
The incentives are fucked 
                       F                        G 
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck 
                       Am                       D 
If you want some small change, it'll cost you a buck 
                F                        G 
Oh, if you want change, it'll cost you a buck 
                   C 
You're shit out of luck