Intro:  (G)  (G)   
 
I was (G) drivin' down U.S. 41 
Some (C) idiot crossed the line 
(D) Had to swerve to miss him 
Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' (G) sign 
Took out some woman's mailbox 
Wound (C) up hittin' a pothole 
And the (D) last thing I remember 
I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole 
 
But, I had on (G) clean underwear 
(C) Clean underwear 
Yeah, my (D) momma would've been proud of me 
'Cause I had on a pair 
I had on (G) clean underwear 
When they (C) took me to intensive care 
The (D) doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there 
He's got clean underwear" 
 
(G)  (C)  (D) 
 
I was (G) in there for about a week 
And got (C) off the critical list 
(D) Scared me up a date 
With a physical thera(G)pist 
Took her out for dinner and drinks 
Wound (C) up back at my pad 
(D) She said she liked the lights off 
And, (No Chord) boy I was glad 
 
I had on (G) clean underwear 
(C) Clean underwear 
Yeah, my (D) momma would've been proud of me 
'Cause I had on a pair 
I had on (G) clean underwear 
When I (C) put myself in her care 
The (D) good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there 
Ya got clean underwear" 
 
(G) Clean (G7) 
Cl(C)ean 
(D) Clean (G) Haynes 
BV(C)D's 
Oh...(D)........(G)