[Refrão]

        C                    G 
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                         G 
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 

Solo: C  G C  G  D G 


[Verso 1]
 
     G                     D          G 
In a neighborhood bar not too far from here 
C                        G 
Me and old John, we were chugging some beers 
C                    G 
Friday night about a half past ten 
       A                   D 
When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in 
     G                       D        G 
The one in the front was a little too tall 
    C                         G 
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall 
        C                     G 
But the one in the middle, as cute as could be 
     A                    G 
The one in the middle was looking at me 


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             C                    G 
Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                            G 
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 

Solo: C  G C  G  D G 


[Verso 2]
 
      G                               D       G 
I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’ 
          C                          G 
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too 
    C                              G 
Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend 
           A                            D 
He danced with this one and that one and this one again 
   G                         D          G 
A slow song came on, we were locked down tight 
  C                             G 
John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’ 
     C                            G 
Well you’re a mighty big feller but I don’t care 
 A                         G 
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear 


[Refrão]

        C                    G 
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                            G 
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 

Solo 
C  G  D  G 
C  G A  D  G 


[Refrão]

            C                    G 
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds 
        D                            G 
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round 
C                                 G           C 
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there 
      G                           D     G 
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear 
             C                     G      C 
Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care 
  C                           D     G 
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear 
  C  G A  D  G 
Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute