Intro: D E F Em 

D                  
To be that good, it must be taxin' 
        E      
There's no such thing as satisfaction 
F 
You're makin' things happen while I'm relaxin' 
       Em 
Like a Sunday afternoon 
D 
My dad used to tell me I was lazy 
  E     
I got dance moves like Patrick Swayze 
        F 
I'm the left over turkey for the world's mayonnaisey 
    Em 
The star next to the moon 

Bm                          Em 
Now I know I'm just here to amuse you 
                     Bm 
And I don't mean to abuse you 
                    F       G 
But if I could just use you one time 

D                 E 
Tell me what it's like 
                        
To be the queen of it all 
F          G             D 
The Neiman Marcus of the Mall 
D                     E       
And tell me what it's like to be the one and only 
F    G       D 
All American Girl 

D 
Now I never had a supernatural feelin' 
E 
Not to mention a sexual healin' 
    F 
But every now and then I get to the kneelin' 
   Em 
To thank him for it all 
    D 
But you probably got some inside connection 
E 
So many numbers that you gotta rolodex them 
F 
So much muscle that you never gotta flex them 
   Em 
To catch you when you fall 

Bm                          Em  
And I know I'm just here to amuse you 
                     Bm 
And I don't mean to confuse you 
                    F        G 
But if I could just use you one more time 

D                 E                                 F 
Tell me what it's like to be the house on the hill  
G                   D 
The number one diet pill 
D                     E 
And tell me what it's like to be the one and only 
F    G       D 
All American Girl 


D E F D (repeat 2x) 

D 
Now I bet you won't say you get crazy 
            D 
Or that you don't shave your legs 

When you're lazy 
               D 
Or that you're just like everybody else in the world 
    D 
You just got lucky, that's all 

Bm                             Em 
And I know you're not here to amuse me 
                            Bm 
But you sure know how to confuse me 
                   F       G 
So if I could just ask you once again 

D                    D                             F 
To tell me what it's like to be a star on the rise 
G                  D 
A breakfast cereal prize 
D                     E         
And tell me what it's like to be the one and only 
F    G       D 
All American Girl 
F        G       D  
The All American Girl 
F        G      F  G  D   
The all amazing crazy girl