Intro: B   D#m  G#m  E   (2x) 

Verse: 1 
B               D#m    G#m                      E 
  Walk into the venue,     you slipped me your CD 
B                 D#m    G#m                 E 
  Asked me if I'd listen,    give you my critique 
  B        D#m        G#m     E 
I listened to it, but halfway through it 
         B          D#m              G#m      E 
I had to quit, your band sounds like shit 



[Refrão]
 
B           D#m 
So, here we go 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest 
B              D#m 
I should have lied 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest  


Verse: 2 
B             D#m     G#m                  E 
Walk into the bedroom,   you were standing there 
B                  D#m                   G#m                   E 
  Turned around and smiled at me and said    you just cut your hair 
    B      D#m      G#m       E                   B 
But then I told you I thought you looked better before 
           D#m                           G#m       E 
You said, "Hope you like sleeping on the floor" 



[Refrão]

B           D#m 
So, here we go 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest 
B              D#m 
I should have lied 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest 
B                  D#m                 G#m                   E 
How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines 
B           D#m 
So, here we go 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest.  


Bridge 
E  B              F# 
      And now I'm staring at her napkin 
E  B             F#                       E    B 
      With seven digits that I can't make out 
             F# 
She wrote it down in purple lipstick 
E           B        F# 
  I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up 
E  B           F# 
     And maybe it's because I'm Irish 
E  B        F#                         E    B 
     I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut 
           F# 
Is that an eight, is that a zero? 
E               B         F# 
  I should have never, I should have never opened up 


[Refrão]

B           D#m 
So, here we go 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest 
B              G#m 
I should have lied 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest 
B                  D#m                 G#m                   E 
How 'bout from now on you'll write the script, I'll read the lines 
B           D#m 
So, here we go 
          G#m        E 
Don't get mad at me, I'm just being honest (I'm just being honest) 
B  D#m     G#m 
   Whoa-oh-oh 
 E 
(I'm just being honest) 
B  D#m     G#m 
   Whoa-oh-oh 
 E 
(I'm just being honest) 


Outro: B   D#m  G#m  E   (2x)